More like Fattyleaf, right?
Right?

Well, excuse me. It is not my fault that prey is abundant in Starclan.
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Firestar…
I cared for him very much, yes. If I had been a warrior, we may have been much closer.
But he has Sandstorm now. It’s best not to dwell on the past. They have two beautiful kits. Squirrelflight is a loyal warrior, and Leafpool was a fine medicine cat.
Why, thank you! Here, I will –

Oof!

It seems I am unable to give you a nuzzle of affection in return. I am still unaware of you these twoleg contraptions work. Oh well. Again, thank you very much.
…well. That’s quite an… interesting dream. You are correct. That is absolutely not the correct way to treat that sort of head injury.
Hmm… oh yes, there are plenty.
Featherwhisker, my mentor, of course. I missed him very much when he passed on to Starclan.
And Brambleberry, Riverclan’s medicine cat, who I had met at Gatherings when I was an apprentice. She died soon after I became medicine cat, but I have gotten to know her well in Starclan. She supported Crookedstar throughout almost all his life. I admire her dedication to him; she told me once that she had tried to be like a mother to him after his mother abandoned him.
Oh, there are many. Mudfur, Barkface, though I knew them both before they died. And Yellowfang, of course. Nearly all the medicine cats I have known in my time are my close friends here.
Though… I must admit, I have never liked Goosefeather much, in all my life and time in Starclan.
Oh, all this? This is not Starclan. To answer your questions, I require the assistance of a Twoleg, so I travel to her den for a brief time. Could use a little cleaning up, couldn’t it?
(ooc answer: Dee Dee is not allowed outside!)